I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
as a side note pls kill me
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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