I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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