Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
