how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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