What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
whose parrot is this?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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