we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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