I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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