I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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