is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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