It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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