You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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