we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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