is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
We smell like vodka and hangover
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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