I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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