I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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