summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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