Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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