we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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