if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
what if I'm pregnant?
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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