return my video game
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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