ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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