I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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