He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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