I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Porn is love you can see.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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