just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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