This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Boobs are out for the taking
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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