I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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