The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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