Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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