Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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