shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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