Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize
