Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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