Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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