Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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