butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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