The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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