Christians are straight up FREAKS
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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