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you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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