You're completely useless in the revolution.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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