you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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