She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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