I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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