If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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