talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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