: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she smelled like a LAN party
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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