So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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