Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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