ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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