Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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