we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
this just has baby written all over it
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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