For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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