So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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