I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
