Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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