In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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