she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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