just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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