We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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